I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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