At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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