I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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