Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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