At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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