she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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