She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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