I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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