butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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