How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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