Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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