even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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