You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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