I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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