I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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