Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize