We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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