who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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