? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You need a sexual gate keeper
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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