worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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