His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.