that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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