So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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