we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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