I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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