Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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