You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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