yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well you can't waste a boner
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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