we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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