well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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