HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you would pick up someone in the library
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize