grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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