so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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