I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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