We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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