Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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