no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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