The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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