well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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