Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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