He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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