Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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