just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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