It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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