I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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