There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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