grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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