I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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