I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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