So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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