His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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