I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just want nice things and good sex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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