no, he came in my armpit
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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