It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
