Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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